Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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