found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
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No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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