awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
Today has been the most awkward masturbatory day of my life. Possibly even more awkward than when my mom found my vibrator on Mother's Day.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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