please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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