quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
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Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
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Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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