I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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