you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
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Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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