The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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