They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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