We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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