he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
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I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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