Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
Randomize
