I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
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remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
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he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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