i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
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I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
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Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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