Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
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Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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