Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
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I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
sex in a hospital.. check
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
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