dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
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