ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize
