they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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