problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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