I have demons in me.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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