What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
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You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
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It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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