Did you just see the Batmobile???
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Just invented taco cereal.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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