Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Randomize
