Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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