her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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