I just passed one of the bars and saw my mom kissing another woman. This can't be good....right?
Knowing your life, probably not.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
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You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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