normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
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At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
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I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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