ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
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I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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