all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
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we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
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I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Just specific performance'd my way into her pants. I literally said specific performance and that shit worked. Thanks B. Law!
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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