I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
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