Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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