love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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