Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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