How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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