Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I sold 10 pepperonis for 5 dollars last night....i fucking love drunk people
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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