Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
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My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
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Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
The only times we have to apologize in this friendship is when you intentionally punch me and that's only happened once so it's okay
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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