You can't motorboat a personality
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
I FOUND THE LEGS
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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