Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Randomize
