dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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