My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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