The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
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i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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