We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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