And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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