dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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