would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
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Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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