Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
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So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
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I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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