so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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