When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I'm getting married
To pizza
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
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