brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
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