Wasted at the beach. Toasting underage, overdeveloped girls. God bless 'em.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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