i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
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She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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