do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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