wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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